Last week I was on vacation with Cody’s family, and man do I need a vacation from that vacation!
It was so relaxing, and I ate everything, and drank…everything. Driving home on Sunday was hell because we were stuck in traffic for HOURS! And when we finally got home all I wanted to do was make a home cooked meal and hit the hay. After a much needed 12 hour sleep, I woke on Monday refreshed and antsy. I wanted to do something, I needed to do something.
It wasn’t that I didn’t have a to do list – like any one when they come back from vacation, with the unpacking, and the laundry and the mentally preparing for returning to work. To be honest I was looking forward to getting back to our regular routine. In order to assist with getting back into the rhythm of things, I decided I was going to make muffins for my muffin (aww ?.. no? ew?) to have for breakfast for the next week. I took a traditional recipe and made it my own. They are peanut butter and banana muffins!
2 Cups all purpose flour
1/2 cup lightly packed brown sugar
1 table spoon baking powder
1/4 teaspoon salt
3/4 cup of chunky peanut butter
2 tablespoons vegetable oil
3/4 cup milk
Before you start getting messy pre-heat the oven for 375 degrees F, then go over to your mixer and talk sweet to it. Let it know you are going to use it, but its going to like it. Whoa – did it just get a little spicy in here?
Look at that bad ass bitch!
In a large bowl add all your dry ingredients starting with the 2 cups flour.
Then the baking powder (note I used magic baking powder, you can only get this from going to your local witch or wizard, and trade them your magic beans for this! Don’t tell them I told you!)
Then the brown sugar. I used dark brown sugar, because Julia bought it for me and it was in my pantry. Also she told me that it has better flavor than the light kind.. who knew? Now you do!
And finally the salt! (for all those wondering, my nail polish colour is called pool party, I highly recommend this sassy splash of summer)
Mix the dry ingredients together until blended, and combined. I didn’t take a picture of this because I am only one person, and give me a break. If you need a visual then you don’t belong in the kitchen!
Next add all your wet ingredients into your mixer bowl in order to prepare them to make a delicious baby with the dry ingredients!
First comes your chunky peanut butter. I used chunky because I like a little bit of a surprise when it comes to my PB&J, but please use smooth, regular or which ever kind you would like.
Next comes the oil, vegetable oil. Nothing fancy.
Dos eggs (dos means two, I learned this from my grade 10 Spanish class where I was named Eva – but according to my niece, Dora is a great Espanol tutor)
Add your milk. Fun fact: Cody is lactose in tolerant, so we never have milk in the house. We do however have cream, so I used 1/2 a cup of milk and then the rest of the required amount I used water. Which you could totally use cream for the whole amount if you are not worried about calories. (Also how about we agree on not telling him that I used milk in this recipe…K? K!)
Then your ripe banana’s. I got mine out of the freezer so they look especially delicious. Why did I get them out of the freezer you ask? Well because when I buy Banana’s I always buy enough that some will go ripe, and then I freeze them so when Cody or I have a craving for Banana bread I can bust out these bad boys and be a freaking super hero!
Once all your wet ingredients are combined, then slowly add your dry! I did get a picture of this, because I became a photographer for a moment, and then pulled a muscle, and cut that shit out!
Once everything is combined, add your liners to your muffin/cupcake pan. I like to tell my muffin mixture it is about to get thrust into adulthood so its not a surprise when they are put into the fiery inferno that is your oven, but hey – to each their own! Just don’t blame me when your muffins are all dry and not delicious because you decided not to give them a little warning.
Pay no attention to the messy oven…
Now set your timer for 25 mins and relax… I like to crochet or annoy my dog with my love and affection. Or you could clean up the mess you made, but cleaning is for chumps!
After your lovely timer rings and sings the songs of peanut butter choir – run, don’t walk to your oven. GET AN OVEN MIT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD and take out your Monkey Muffins!
Now… the secret to ANY good muffin is…Nutella! Mmmmmmm and enjoy!
In a large bow, mix together the flour, brown sugar, baking power and salt.
In a separate bowl beat together the peanut butter, oil, eggs, milk and bananas.
Combine the wet ingredients with the dry ingredients until just moistened.
spoon the batter into 12 large muffin tins. Bake for 20-25 mins, use a tooth pic in order to confirm that they are cooked all the way through.